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    Postby mrkeys » Wed Jan 18, 2006 10:26 am

    http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

    some funny some so so

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    Postby Chantel » Wed Jan 18, 2006 10:31 am

    Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.


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    Postby craigwardo » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:20 am

    Chuck Noriss CAN divide by zero.
    THIS ACCOUNT IS NO LONGER ACTIVE
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    Postby Hitman » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:24 am

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    Postby Hitman » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:26 am

    Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
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    Postby Hitman » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:33 am

    Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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    Postby Hitman » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:34 am

    When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
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    Postby Hitman » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:48 am

    Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.


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    Postby Chantel » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:50 am

    Hitman wrote:
    Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.


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    Postby doingitforgabri » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:53 am

    Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
    Willow: "She's like this cleavagey slutbomb walking around going 'Ooh. Check me out, I'm wicked cool. I'm five by five.'"
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